[Laughter Pick] Did You Laugh Today?

Every family has a wonderful child who can't smile. Let's make a little bit of these cute babies today.

1, on Sunday, I went to the stomatological hospital to have my teeth inserted, and my daughter followed me.

After examining me, the doctor said, "what kind of tooth do you want to set, porcelain or ordinary?" I said, "put on a fashionable tooth." the daughter interposed, "doctor, then set the most popular Bluetooth for my mother."

2, daughter likes to lie at night reading, she every five minutes to turn off the lights, two seconds later to open.

Mother felt very strange and asked her why.

Daughter said: save electricity, do not turn on the lights when turning the pages.

3. In biology class, the teacher introduced the monkeys from the monkeys.

He said that people walk from the limbs to the two limbs and walk through a long history.

Then he asked the students: "what is the greatest advantage of human evolution from limbs to two limbs?" a student stood up and replied, "you can save a pair of shoes!"

4, once, Xiao Ming's aunt took his 5 year old cousin to his home. They both bathed together.

Suddenly my cousin looked at Xiao Ming's JJ and touched it with his hands. Xiao Ming was very frightened and said, "go away, you are lost by you, and I will not play for you!"

5, teacher: why don't you wash your face every day? Your breakfast dregs are still on your face.

Student: teacher, guess what I eat.

Teacher: jam and bread.

Pupil: teacher, you guessed wrong.

That's what I ate yesterday.

6, the 6 year old son went to bed and said to his mother, "Mom, give me the flashlight."

"What do you do for sleeping and playing flashlight?" "I'm not playing, I'm dreaming in black road. I can't see."

7, in the summer vacation, the 5 year old baby wants to write a letter to his kindergarten friend Beibei, and then goes to father to have pen and paper.

"Baby, you don't know how to write, why do you write to others?" Dad asked strangely.

"What's that? Anyway, Beibei doesn't know any words," he said.

8, my son failed the exam, and I beat him up.

Turning around, he asked again, "Mom, I still can't do this question."

I said in a bad temper, "I'll tell you a few times, but you can't, your head kicked the donkey." the son sobbed and said, "you beat me like this."

9, more than three years old daughter was sent to her grandmother's home.

My grandmother knew she was quarrelling with her parents, and joked with her daughter: "where do you stand when your father and mother are quarrelling?" the daughter tilted her head and blinked her eyes. After a moment of recollection, she told her grandmother: "stand by the bedside."

10, the holiday to the temple to play, many people, a statue of Buddha before many people worship, suddenly saw a lovely girl learning around people, suddenly hit the ground in the worship of that called a commitment.

Then he was raised by his father, a father: you worship it too early, this is the son of the goddess of mercy.

11, one day I just got off work, and my five year old daughter came over to ask me to play games with her.

I was very tired. I wanted to make a joke and send her away: "come on, let's play daddy's daughter's game". My daughter jumped up and said, "good, I'm a dad!"

12, when I went home for a holiday, and the family ate together, I found my younger brother (four years old) wearing a blue overcoat. I saw that three letters were ornate in it: ATM., I asked my mother: How did I get a ATM ATM to write clothes? My mother said, "that's Altman..."

13, teacher: why is it so bad? Little pill: the degree of glasses is not enough.

Leaflet: I sprained my neck.

Xiaofang: the students in front are too tall.

Xiaolan: I can't see clearly with my pencil next door.

Teacher: what about you, Xiao Xin? Because I sit in the middle of the four of them.

14, the son is very fat. Every time the school does recreational activities, it always loses.

Last night, my son excitedly told me, "the school will have a sports meet next week. I was finally chosen to be a drum band."

I said, "my son has made great progress and learned to beat drums."

The son said, "I lift the drum."

15, in the classroom, we found that a student in front row was catching up yesterday's homework assignment and collected his homework book.

The student stopped working and said, "I have done your homework with good intentions. You still don't appreciate it."

16, Wei Wei, 5, was standing at the roadside crying because he lost his money.

Then a man came up to him and asked him, "what's the matter with you, little boy?" said Wei Wei. "I lost one yuan."

The man said, "Hey, don't cry, uncle will give you one yuan."

Little Wei Wei smiled through tears, but after receiving the money, he began to cry again.

The man said, "Why are you crying?" little Wei Wei looked at the money and replied, "I didn't lose it just now, so I had two yuan."

17, in the church, a little boy was praying: "God, I have only one small wish, please move the capital to New York!" after hearing a priest, he asked the little boy, "why do you want to move the capital to New York?" the little boy replied, "there is a question where the capital is, and I answer it is New York."

18, 5 year old Tinker Bell was taken to see a doctor by his mother. In order to make the little tinkle less nervous, the doctor pointed to his ear and teased him, "is this your nose, my little friend?" the little Tinker looked at the doctor, and turned around and said to his mother gravely, "Mom, we need to change a doctor."

19, "Uncle most kiss you, call uncle."

The little guy can't hear him.

So I talked with them, pretended to ignore her, everyone was chatting, no one asked her, after a while.

The little fellow rubbed my clothes and said, "uncle," I pretended to be angry. "I didn't call me now, but it's late now!" she looked very aggrieved. "Uncle, I didn't wake up just now, I didn't recognize you."

I was dizzy on the spot.